Ok, so the season is for all practical purposes over, and I've got the mother of all rants brewing. But I'm going to skip all that for now, and talk about my son's first Cubs game.
Talk about a breath of fresh air. Jack is a crazy Cubs fan, and he legitimately likes every player on the team. Even Milton Bradley. His favorite player is Soriano. And Derrek Lee. And Big Z. And Fukudome. And Sam Fuld. And...<he'll keep listing names until he names every Cubs player>. He knows every player, their number, and their position. If someone's playing in a different position or not in the lineup, he immediately recognizes the oddity (such as the DH during interleague play a few months ago). He puts on his glove and pitches when the Cubs pitch. He swings a bat when the Cubs bat. They can do no wrong in his eyes.
So anyways, I had 2 tickets to Friday's game against the Mets, and I figured it was the perfect opportunity to pull him out of kindergarten and take him to his first game. (Don't tell Ed Rooney.) Every day he asks if he can go today, even if a) they already played earlier in the day, and b) they're on a road trip. When we told him he was going Friday morning, he shrieked with excitement. He wants to go see Soriano, and he wants to get a finger. That is, a giant foam "We're #1" finger.
He really didn't know what he was in for. On the way down, he's asking questions like, "Are Len Kasper and Bob Brenly going to be really loud?" "Are we going to see the pre-game show?" "Are we going to see the commercials?" and on and on. I think he thought we were going to still be watching the game on TV. We aren't going to the new Texas Stadium, son.
So we get down to the Wrigley at about the time the gates opened, showed him my brick and got the requisite pictures by the Harry Caray statue and under the front marquee. We walk in, walk up the steps, and he's all smiles. He soaks it all in. He's seemingly shocked at how far the Cubs are hitting the ball. We mosey down to the wall to watch batting practice. He gets excited to see...everyone. There's Fukudome! There's Jake Fox! Look, Dad, there's Koyie Hill! People were turning and looking...who IS this kid?!
After the Cubs were done, they ran into the dug out. Jack is standing next to an even younger kid, and Rich Harden turns and runs directly towards us. Jack gets a little shy and turns away a second, as does the other kid. Harden has his hand out to give either kid the ball, but both kids have their back to him. He leaves the ball on the ledge, turns and heads to the dugout. The other kid finally turns around and takes the ball. So close...
We grab a dog, a finger, and head to our seats. Nothing beats a hot dog at the ballpark. We were seated in the upperdeck, right under Len & Bob. This is probably my favorite spot to sit in the stadium, by the way (outside of the 100 level, of course). Just a great view of the game up there. Total foul ball territory, too.
Cubs jump out to an early lead and Jack's ecstatic. Jumping up and down, shaking his hat at triple deuces, and it doesn't even phase him when Soriano drops a popup in the 3rd (an inning after Bradley lets one drop off his shoe). Did you see that, I ask? "Yeah, he dropped it." It doesn't slow down his fun, though, as he's still smiling ear to ear. Lilly starts mowing 'em down.
Seventh inning, Bradley catches the most routine of popups and gets an enormous standing ovation. I can only shake my head. Have I got a rant about that guy. Jack doesn't care, though. I ask him if he likes Bradley, and he says, "yeah - he always gets on base!" Jack doesn't listen to sports radio.
During the 7th inning stretch, Jack sings a little but spends most of the time working on his batting stroke. Whatever, he's having fun.
Lilly gets into a jam in the 8th, and Kevin Gregg comes in. "Mom says Gregg doesn't know how to pitch. Did he forget?" Mom's not just another pretty face, apparently. Gregg gets one out but gives up one inherited run on a line drive to the wall, just off Soriano's glove. (Nice effort, at least, but I bet Fuld would have snared it.) Runner thrown out at the plate, bottom 8, Cubs down 2-1.
Bradley double, long Lee flyout to advance the runner, Aramis RBI single, tie game. Really, I was watching the game through his eyes and I couldn't help get excited. Two on, two out for Soriano. This horrible season turning meaningless, and I wanted nothing more for Soriano to get the game-winning hit. Jack loves Soriano. Ever Cubs fan of age can't stand him, but he's my son's hero. Why? Best I can gather its his hot April. He hit a fair number of leadoff HRs last year (when Jack first started paying attention), and he had a blistering hot April (like .340 with 12 or 14 HRs) this year when Jack started becoming obsessed with the team. Does Jack care Sori's hitting about .160 in August with zero HRs? Nope. I ask him what's going to happen. "He's going to hit a HR." (To be far, he said that about Aramis and Jeff Baker, too, along with every other Cub I asked about.)
Sori goes down 0-2 with a weak swing and the catcher walks out to the mound. I can only imagine the catcher saying, "if this next ball is within 3 feet of the plate, I'm going to kick you in the jimmy." At that point, I put the odds of Sori getting a hit around one in a thousand. Instead, meatball over the heart of the plate - gone. I couldn't believe it. Jack is jumping up and down like crazy. His first Cubs game, his first home run. Cubs lead, 5-2.
Marmol walks one but otherwise zips through the ninth. Strike 3 on Gary Sheffield (one of the few Major Leaguers to actually bat for the Mets that day - man, are they banged up) and Cubs win. Go Cubs Go! Dancing in the aisles. Unbelievable.
I still can't believe Soriano hit that homer. Its like Jack's good karma made it happen. Or the pitcher on the Mets had a complete brain fart. One or the other.
On the way home, listening to sports radio, and yet another set of unflattering quotes from Bradley hit the airwaves. Jack pays no mind. He's just happy the Cubs won and his hero hit a homer. He asked me what place they're in, and I say 2nd. Who's in first? The Cardinals. Long pause. "Is Rock Obama Albert Pujols' dad? He gave him a high five that day." That would be the All-Star game 6 weeks ago, if you're paying attention. Kids remember the weirdest stuff. He then fell asleep and slept hard for the next hour, while I navigated traffic.