Well -- I'm back from a long break. I have been wasting my time having arguments with my friends (the Bears faithful) over who our new head coach should be -- through email as opposed to this nice forum. I want to apologize for that. I'll give you my quick rundown, and then you should go over and visit my man 316 to see his view on the subject. So lets review shall we?
- Saban -- Man alive! this guy was that hot blonde in the corner with the low cut dress on. We thought we could go up to her and ask her to dance. Turns out, our breathe stunk and she told us to piss off. In typical geek fashion by the time we got the courage up to go ask, she had moved on. I wont bore you with how we offered her ~500k less than what she was worth...wasted time.
- Blache -- You have to be kidding right? This guy is a Sanford and Son reject. Lets move on please...
- Grimm -- It pains me to see “Ditka Light:“ on the TV. He is Mike Tice Jr. No experience, why waste my time?
- Lovey Smith -- Makes the most sense to me. Which means he probably should get the job...in ST. LOUIS. Didja see that mess Martz made? Fire his ass, Georgia.
- Fassel -- turns out he is an asshole. So he doesn't get an interview. Ah well
- Denny Green -- ah, you all know I wanted Denny. Good luck in the sun Denny -- you're going to need it
I think we're going to have to cross our fingers and pray that Angelo knows what he is doing -- bback with more later today if we get an announcement!